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Something the matter?
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No, no. I was just
Looking at you.
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Oh.
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Oh, I was just trying to come
Up with somebody to play you
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In "Blood on the badge."
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Play me?
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In the movie.
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There's gonna be a movie?
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Well, I mean, you know, the
Deal hasn't been finalized yet,
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But my people are
Talking to their people,
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So I figure I should be
Ready with some casting ideas.
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Oh.
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So I got a preliminary
List of possible barneys.
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Who you got so far?
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Well, there's eli wallach,
Rip torn, jason robards.
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Charles nelson reilly?
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No, no. That's for dietrich.
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Oh.
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Still mad at him, huh?
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Mail call.
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Harris.
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Ah, thanks.
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Captain, guess who
Called this morning.
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My daughter rachel.
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So, what did she say, smart guy?
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She'll be by about 12:00.
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Oh, good.
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Little rachel coming down, sir?
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Yeah.
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Can't remember the
Last time I saw her.
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You've never seen her.
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Yes, that's true. I was
Speaking collectively.
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But I appreciate you
Throwing it up in my face.
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Don't mention it.
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So, I guess she finally
Graduated from hubert.
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That's hobart.
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Hobart... Of course.
A fine institution.
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I considered
Applying there myself.
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Oh?
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But I became a cop instead.
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Really?
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Regardless, I'm sure you
Must be very proud of her,
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What with her being the
Fruit of your loins and all.
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Do you have my mail?
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Yes, sir. It's addressed
To the top banana.
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Thank you.
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I'll be downstairs
In a pool of blood
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If you need anything else, sir.
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No, wojo's not here yet.
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Figured that was the question.
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12th precinct.
Sergeant dietrich.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Alarm just went off,
Bender's sporting goods.
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All right, you and, uh... Wojo.
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I'm late.
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I noticed. You're
On with dietrich.
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I got a real good
Excuse. Want to hear it?
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Not really.
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Okay, I'll use it next time.
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Uh, barn, I got a couple
Leads on that davenport case.
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I'm gonna check them out.
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I came up with
Another possibility.
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Yeah?
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Roy scheider.
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I was leafing through
The book, and...
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Oh. For the movie.
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Yeah.
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For you.
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Yeah.
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Roy scheider, huh?
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Yeah, he's a good actor.
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Yeah.
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He's already played a cop.
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Mm-hmm.
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He can dance.
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Well, I'm not so sure he'd
Want to slide across this floor.
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But I'll certainly put him down.
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Just a thought.
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Good morning, gentlemen.
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Arnold ripner.
Always a pleasure.
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Sorry, arnold, pickings
Are a little slim this morning.
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For your information,
Captain, I already have a client.
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Oh?
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Joseph rubio.
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You arrested him this morning
On suspicion of burglary.
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Not me. I haven't
Done a thing all day.
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Excuse me.
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I'm afraid you're
Misinformed, arnold.
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We're not holding
A joseph rubio.
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- in you go, rubio.
- it beats dying.
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I happened to
Witness it from my car.
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You tuning in on
Police calls again?
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I'm not too proud.
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Hi. We're home, bruno.
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Am I on some kind
Of a list or what?
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This is joseph rubio.
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He broke into the back of
Bender's sporting-goods store.
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Allegedly.
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Who's the jerk?
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He's my lawyer.
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Right?
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Arnold ripner. I'll have
You out of here in 45 minutes.
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The question is,
Why'd we cuff bruno?
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You tell me.
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The charge is
Reckless endangerment.
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He had this set up
Behind the back door,
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Had it rigged so if
Somebody came in the door,
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They get an arrow in the head.
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Just trying to save you
Guys some paperwork.
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Rubio's lucky he's short.
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2 inches taller, we would have
Had sweetbread shish kebab.
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I didn't like saying that.
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I got a right to
Protect my store.
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Yeah, but...
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I tried everything else...
Alarms, guard dogs.
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I even rented cobras,
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But they never come
When you call them.
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This is against the law, bender!
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Yeah, I could have been killed.
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Bender: so?
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So?
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So what we have here
Is a flagrant violation
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- of mr. Rubio's civil rights.
- barney: all right.
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Not to mention the
Resulting mental anguish
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And the loss of self-esteem.
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I mean, this man
May never rob again.
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So sue me!
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We are.
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For what?
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Your store, your home...
Everything you've got!
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Arnold, it sounds like a
Lovely piece of litigation,
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But we got to
Book the man first.
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Do you mind?
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Fine.
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Thank you.
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Dietrich, you want to...
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Bruno, let's do the apple trick.
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You think I might get
Some money out of this?
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I hope not.
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Thanks for the thought.
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Captain, I'll be
Returning shortly
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- with a bail ticket
For mr. Rubio.
- fine.
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And a subpoena for mr. Bender.
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I got your subpoena right here!
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Goodbye, arnold.
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Is that harris?
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Oh, that's that book
He published last year.
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"Blood on the badge."
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Cute title.
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What's it about?
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It's sort of a day-to-day
Journal about the squad room.
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Do you mean sort
Of a real-life account
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Of happenings in this office,
People who have come in here?
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Something like that.
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Goodbye, arnold.
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I'll be back later.
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Go chase an ambulance!
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Thanks.
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You know, you just
Can't insult some people.
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You want some
Coffee, mallet head?
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Two sugars.
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You know, this is the third
Time I've been arrested.
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It's pretty weird for
A law-abiding citizen.
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Not really.
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A lot of people you
Wouldn't think of as criminals
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Have gone to prison rather
Than compromise their beliefs.
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Oh, yeah?
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Socrates, thoreau, gandhi.
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You remember jim garner
In "The great escape," huh?
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Krauts couldn't
Keep him in prison.
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Yeah, but now he's got to
Take lip from that snotty broad
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In those camera commercials.
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She ain't even his wife.
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What's the point?
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Can I help you?
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No, I don't think so.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Can I do something for you?
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I'm here to see captain miller.
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Well, I'm younger.
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He's upstairs. He'll
Be down in a minute.
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You want to sit and wait?
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Thank you.
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I haven't done anything yet.
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Would you like some coffee?
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No, thanks, wojo.
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Barney: hi.
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Well, hello.
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You remember my daughter rachel.
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Apparently I didn't make
Much of an impression on him
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The first time around.
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Well, it has been,
What, five years
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Since you were here, you know.
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Right, just before
I left for school.
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I remember fish was here.
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- yeah.
- and nick.
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And, wojo, you were
Wearing your karate outfit.
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Well, I'm over that now.
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So, what brings you down?
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Oh, I'm meeting mom
At bloomingdale's,
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But I stopped by to see if you
Wanted to have dinner with me.
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Tonight?
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Yeah. Reservations for 7:00.
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I got tour command. I
Won't be relieved till 10:00.
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I understand.
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00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:05,581
You sound just like your mother.
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00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:09,485
Uh, barn, I'm, uh, free tonight.
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00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,720
You want me to cover for you?
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Oh, thanks, but...
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Well, then I'll take her out.
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You want to go with me?
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6:30 okay?
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Great.
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Bye, daddy.
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I'll try to have
Her back by sunday.
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Harris: uh, barn?
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- huh?
- I just ran down those leads.
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No luck.
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Fine.
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Sergeant harris.
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I'm still here!
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Captain, you might
Want to hear this.
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Sergeant, this is for you.
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00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:58,233
Oh, one of your fliers?
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00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:01,603
No, simply a notification
Of impending legal action.
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Say again?
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00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:06,275
Arnold drake ripner
Vs. Ronald nathan harris
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And bass and marshall
Publishers, limited,
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Publishers of
"Blood on the badge,"
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For libel, defamation
Of character,
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Unlawful use and
Usurpation of likeness,
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Seeking punitive and
Subsequent damages
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In the amount of $5 million.
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You are out of the movie.
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00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,733
What's it all about, arnold?
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I'm suing sergeant harris.
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What about me?
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Get a lawyer.
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00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,741
He libeled me in that book.
He's gonna have to pay.
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Hey, you realize, of course,
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You're gonna get
Absolutely nowhere
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With this pathetic hodgepodge
Of legalistic mumbo jumbo.
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Is that right?
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Yes, 'cause I'm gonna shoot you!
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Harris.
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00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,255
Barney, look, don't
Worry about it.
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He really can't sue me. I
Changed his name in the book.
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He was totally fictionalized.
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So?
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So, as such, my book is
Protected from any legal action.
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00:12:02,723 --> 00:12:04,801
That's a good point, arnold.
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00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,870
It was until
bindram vs. Mitchell.
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00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,138
Who?
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00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,373
In which the supreme
Court let stand
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The 1979 decision of a
California appeals court,
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Which awarded a $75,000
Judgment to the plaintiff
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For his libelous, even
Though fictionalized, inclusion
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In the defendant's work.
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00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,021
You believe this guy?
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00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,222
Look, arnold,
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This book was published
A year and a half ago.
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Isn't that a little
Late for a lawsuit?
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00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,162
I didn't even hear
About the book
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00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,186
Till you showed it
To me this morning.
267
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,290
Excuse me.
268
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:42,226
Give me that.
269
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:47,565
That's from newsweek,
December 1979.
270
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,671
Did you tear this
Out of a library copy?
271
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,188
You think old
Rip-off's got a case?
272
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,711
Who knows?
273
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:03,714
No one, really.
274
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,991
Listen, wojo, about...
275
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,939
About rachel, I've been
Giving it some thought.
276
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,441
I, uh...
277
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:22,277
I think it would be... Wise
278
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:26,381
If we kind of... Held off on it.
279
00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,283
Held off?
280
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,307
Yeah.
281
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,757
You... You mean that you
Don't want me to take her out?
282
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,880
Fine.
283
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:41,931
Everyone's talking.
284
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,233
There could be
Nuclear holocaust.
285
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,836
Well, I say, if
There's gonna be one,
286
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,104
Let's have it and move on.
287
00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:52,642
For a lunatic, you
Make pretty good sense.
288
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,198
Move over, scum.
289
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:01,050
I'm real sorry, harris.
290
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,318
Arnold, this means nothing.
291
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,754
No?
292
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:09,825
Well, in the first place,
It hasn't been established
293
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,827
That the character
In question is even you.
294
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,230
Character in question
Has been referred to
295
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:18,234
As "A shyster attorney,"
"A parasitic lowlife,"
296
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,236
And "A bespectacled cretin."
297
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,770
Who else could it be?
298
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:24,339
I've already underlined
A dozen passages
299
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,342
Describing despicable
And unscrupulous behavior
300
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:29,912
That my own mother
Would recognize.
301
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:32,748
Arnold, look, before
You proceed any further,
302
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,684
I think you should know
That my publishers and I
303
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,688
Will be retaining the best
Lawyers money can buy.
304
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,055
Same here.
305
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,157
Hey, look, you
Four-eyed sleazeball!
306
00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,292
Page 57.
307
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,860
Hey, back off,
'cause if you think
308
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,196
I'm gonna let anybody
Blow this movie deal,
309
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,131
You've got another think coming,
310
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,800
And you better get it quick!
311
00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,167
Hold it! Hold it!
312
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,237
Hey, what's with
Charles nelson reilly?
313
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,139
You still mad at me?
314
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,343
Look, this is a personal
Matter between the two of you.
315
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,079
I would appreciate it
316
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:06,304
If you would settle
It on your own time.
317
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,054
Is it because I'm not jewish?
318
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,188
What?
319
00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,746
That's it, isn't it?
320
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,949
In the office, wojo.
321
00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,420
Go ahead.
322
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,635
Hey, miller, you jewish?
323
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,271
You people got one
Hell of an air force!
324
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,776
So, uh, what's going
On with your lawyer?
325
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,111
I don't know.
326
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,880
He's supposed to be suing you,
327
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,915
And all of a sudden
He's suing that guy.
328
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,083
For what?
329
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,919
I don't know. Some
Book he wrote.
330
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,355
Oh, yeah?
331
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,458
Hey, you tried to kill me.
332
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,749
We can still talk.
333
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:56,198
It's just that I have a policy
334
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,835
Of keeping work
And home separate.
335
00:15:59,859 --> 00:16:03,906
I mean, otherwise, it can
Get kind of complicated.
336
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:07,776
So it's, uh... Nothing personal.
337
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,702
It's just, uh... Just a policy.
338
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,381
That's a crock.
339
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,717
Huh?
340
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,285
Come on, barn, if you
Think I'm not good enough
341
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:19,555
To take your daughter
Out, just tell me.
342
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,956
Wojo.
343
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,358
I know that you don't have
A very high opinion of me.
344
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,794
I mean, intellectually.
345
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,395
That's stupid!
346
00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:29,397
See?
347
00:16:29,421 --> 00:16:31,934
Wojo, this has nothing to do
348
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:35,704
With whether you're good
Enough or smart enough.
349
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:36,961
What's left?
350
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,179
Uh, woj, you know sometimes
351
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:48,817
When you're, um... Late
For work in the morning?
352
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,587
It's 'cause I'm not punctual?
353
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:55,913
It's more the reason
You're not punctual.
354
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,897
Oh, you mean 'cause
I sleep around a lot.
355
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:06,134
Uh, you do seem to
Jump into relationships
356
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:08,270
Rather easily, yes.
357
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:11,006
So, you figure that the
First time rachel and I go out,
358
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,075
We're gonna end up
In the sack together.
359
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:18,268
That does seem to be a
Pattern with you, yeah.
360
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:22,206
Well, you're probably right.
361
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:28,957
But, barn, look, even
If something did happen,
362
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,260
It's not like it would be a
New experience for her.
363
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,930
Huh?
364
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,921
Well, she's 22, right?
365
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,268
Just turned 22 last month.
366
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:41,704
Come on, barn.
367
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:45,174
She's been away at
College for four years.
368
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:48,176
Well, what do you think
They do up there... Study?
369
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:53,148
Just because a child is
Free from parental guidance
370
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,385
Does not mean she's gonna
Go wild all of a sudden.
371
00:17:56,409 --> 00:18:00,022
She went to europe
Last summer, right?
372
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,090
Yeah, a couple of months.
373
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:03,681
Well, there you go.
374
00:18:08,021 --> 00:18:09,665
Yeah, it's just
Some silly business
375
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,300
About defamation
Of character, libel.
376
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:15,838
Yeah, I know you're really
Gonna want to fight this thing.
377
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,973
Hmm?
378
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,543
Well, yeah, he could
In all likelihood prove
379
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,299
That it was, in fact, he.
380
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:29,674
Yeah, it could be construed
As an unflattering portrayal.
381
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,056
Hey, I only wrote it.
382
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,512
You published it.
383
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:41,063
Look, come on. Your
Name is on the lawsuit, too.
384
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:44,399
Oh, what are you
Gonna do, sue me?
385
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:47,091
Well... Well, get
In line, buster!
386
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,898
Hey, am I in that book, too?
387
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,813
I'm leaving now.
388
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,147
Can I sue you, too?
389
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,171
Fine.
390
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,986
Where you going?
391
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,320
Just away.
392
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:07,756
Listen, harris, you cannot
Run away from this thing.
393
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,193
Look, if you put your
Hand on me one more time,
394
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:14,630
I cannot be responsible
For your teeth.
395
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,987
Give him a shot.
You'll feel better.
396
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,970
You here for the fight?
397
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,839
What's going on here?
398
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,708
Dad?
399
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,710
I'm back.
400
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,377
Hi, there. How you doing?
401
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:31,046
Can we go now?
402
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,816
Well, I'm not too sure.
403
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,384
There's three guys with guns
In a supermarket on bleecker.
404
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:37,786
There may be hostages.
405
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,054
Okay, that's all of us.
Break out some weapons.
406
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:42,624
Harris, I want a flight
Of uniforms backing us up.
407
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,759
Hey, dad. You're not going, too.
408
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,962
Oh, don't worry about it, honey.
409
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:50,399
Uh, but don't tell your mother.
410
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,667
We'll do it another time.
411
00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,902
Sure.
412
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:54,903
Great.
413
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,004
- barney.
- yeah.
414
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,672
- the cars are all out front.
- fine.
415
00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,008
Ripner: harris?
416
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,343
Don't think getting killed
Gets you off the hook.
417
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:03,012
- I can sue your estate.
- eh!
418
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,713
Thank you, levitt.
419
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,715
Listen, stay up here
And look after things.
420
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,351
Sir? Hooker?
421
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,120
That's my daughter!
422
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:14,278
I wasn't asking for myself.
423
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,622
Come here often?
424
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,245
- here you go.
- thanks.
425
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:40,048
Anyway, the point is, I've
Been at the 12th almost 5 years,
426
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:41,817
So I think I've earned the right
427
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,685
To a permanent
Assignment up here.
428
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:45,854
Have you talked to
My father about it?
429
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,790
I've mentioned it once or twice.
430
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:50,793
He always manages
To sidestep the issue.
431
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:55,230
You know, when I really wanted
Something from my father,
432
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:59,701
I used to climb up on his
Lap, put my arms around him,
433
00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:03,260
And whisper in
His ear "I love you."
434
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:07,297
It may be worth a shot.
435
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,913
Is he gone?
436
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,380
Where's daddy?
437
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,004
Oh, daddy's coming.
438
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,121
Everything go all right?
439
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:21,156
We won.
440
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,258
What happened?
441
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,094
Nothing at all... Just a
Couple of scared kids
442
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,263
Holed up in the
Back of the store.
443
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,098
We took them down
To juvenile. That's it.
444
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,668
I'm gonna tag their machine gun.
445
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,103
Thank you.
446
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:38,841
Take care of those
Weapons, and you can go home.
447
00:21:38,865 --> 00:21:40,064
Uh-huh.
448
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,980
See you early in
The morning, barn.
449
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:48,906
So, is dinner still on?
450
00:21:50,243 --> 00:21:52,454
I think we blew our reservation.
451
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:55,657
Why don't you try
Donatello's on christopher?
452
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:58,193
You can generally
Get a table there.
453
00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,084
Is that okay with you?
454
00:22:02,421 --> 00:22:04,221
Yeah, that's good. Let's go.
455
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:06,835
Bye, dad.
456
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:07,859
Bye-bye.
457
00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:12,875
I'll see you tomorrow, carl.
458
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,739
- pick you up at 8:00.
- okay.
459
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,019
Well, I'm going home now.
460
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,955
Listen, how'd it
End up with ripner?
461
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,124
Oh, we worked everything out.
462
00:22:29,148 --> 00:22:31,826
I'm gonna give him $5 million...
463
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,728
And he's gonna spend it.
464
00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:34,797
I'm really sorry.
465
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,932
I mean, I had the
Book under my arm.
466
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:40,302
Barney, hey, look,
Don't worry about it.
467
00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,836
It's really not your fault.
468
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,638
I mean, if you hadn't told him,
469
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,974
He would have found it
Out from someone else.
470
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,910
Yeah, that's probably true.
471
00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:50,334
Of course, you can
Kiss off roy scheider.